The powah scootah has been taken by thieves

"Horkin' Up Dangle Hams" (erob599)
10/27/2015 at 02:14 • Filed to: Sadlopnik

After a mere 2.5 months of ownership, the powah scootah was stolen last night. First time I ever forgot to lock it and it gets stolen. I spent hours on that thing, trying to bring her back to decent condition. Fuck. Me.

There are few words to describe the frustration and impotent rage that one feels when something like this happens. I have absolutely zero chance of recovering her, as she isn’t really even registered to me in the first place, and she is probably in another province by now. Not to mention the fact that it was most likely stolen by someone that parks right next to me and just took advantage of the fact that I didn’t lock her up. All I can do is weep and wail and gnash my teeth. Here is a picture of her from better times

Our stint together was short, but sweet. Really wish I had time to finish that paint job. I am absolutely, positively broke, so until I get some work, I will be taking the bus. Titties.

DISCUSSION (17)

DrJohannVegas > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
10/27/2015 at 02:20

As a fellow scooter punk, I would gladly send you my Cub, but the shipping would be...expensive.

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > DrJohannVegas
10/27/2015 at 02:27

I will settle for a virtual shipment of good feels. Received and appreciated!

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
10/27/2015 at 02:28

Also, I would love to own a Cub! They are all different kinds of classy and cool

DrJohannVegas > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
10/27/2015 at 02:38

Very old pics of the MurderCub. (It has some...upgrades.)

Kinja'd!!!

I highly recommend livin’ the Cub Life.

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > DrJohannVegas
10/27/2015 at 02:43

Oh baby, that this is so damn cool. I have to find out if they ever sold them here in China (wouldn’t be surprised if they did). Once heard a story from a high school Spanish whose friend put race gas in his Cub back in the 70s. Apparently it was the fastest scooter in the world...for about 100 ft, then it blew up

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
10/27/2015 at 02:46

That’s awful and sad. Sorry you lost her!

Some people are jerks.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
10/27/2015 at 03:05

Sorry about your scooter...I hope you can save up enough for a replacement emissions compatible powah scooter in the near future..

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
10/27/2015 at 03:23

Thanks, next one will probably be electric. They are slow as a dog, but cheaper to own and actually legal. Still beats walking too.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
10/27/2015 at 03:25

that sucks!

fingers crossed it’s found.

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > pip bip - choose Corrour
10/27/2015 at 03:33

Sadly, I am in no way legally connected to it, so unless it is discovered by myself or a friend, the cops ain’t bringing it back to me. Plus, it’s illegal in my city, so they will just junk it or sell it outside the city (a common practice for corrupt cops and campus security).

All that aside, thank you for the kind thoughts!

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > pip bip - choose Corrour
10/27/2015 at 03:34

Can’t wait for today’s bertstrips, they always make me feel better! Keep it up!

Flavien Vidal > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
10/27/2015 at 04:41

Are you in HK?? if so that’s extremely unlucky... I don’t think I’ve ever heard of something stolen ever there :(

Opposite Locksmith > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
10/27/2015 at 08:41

And here I am raging about watching thieves steal my weber grill at two in the morning from my bedroom window. It had charcoal still lit from grilling tuna two hours before. I heard then yell fuck it’s hot then drop it and dragged it.

I'm sorry bout your scooter friend

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > Opposite Locksmith
10/27/2015 at 09:58

That is, overall, a terrible sadness, as I am a huge fan of grilling. But you got a pretty great story out of it. Thanks for the thoughts, hope you are grilling again soon!

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > Flavien Vidal
10/27/2015 at 10:01

Nope, I’m on the mainland (Wuhan), where scooter left is so common as to be passe. Living in HK is a long term goal, though,

Opposite Locksmith > Horkin' Up Dangle Hams
10/27/2015 at 10:58

Bought a grill the next morning cuz I had a badass ribeye like my prof pic in the fridge

Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > Opposite Locksmith
10/27/2015 at 11:37

We must never let them keep us down, man.